New Hairstyle

Friday, June 25, 2010 |

The teenage ghost of Fred Gwinne (you know, Herman Munster and the old man from Pet Sematary) complains about his haircut. We get it, kid. You look weird. End of story.

TheRaker55's Jerry Seinfeld Impression

Tuesday, June 15, 2010 |

About two years ago, I had found a young YouTuber called Robert, who made videos entitled "Robert's Room." These videos consisted of this young man, Robert, ranting and raving about various things. These videos hadn't received many views, and their crude production and out-right sillyness made them seem like hidden treasures amongst the vast wasteland that is YouTube. Then... Robert closed his account. It was a depressing time, and in these two years since, I, as well as Andrew (who operates the site as well) have looked for someone with the wit, amateurish style, and plain oddity that Robert possessed. I think we found our man.

Also: note the great New Age music in the background.

Get Phil and Tommy on SNL

Sunday, June 13, 2010 |

So let me get this straight: Tommy Robinetti and Phil Thomas Katt, hosts of the Pensacola, Florida public access television series "The Uncharted Zone" want to host Saturday Night Live?! Host?! I say make these guys cast members! Screw that, make them THE cast members! Change the name of the show to "Saturday Night Katt"!! I'd take Robinetti's Dio meets Billy Bob Thorton and Katt's post-modern Roy Orbison over Andy Samberg any day. I also like how Robinetti suggests that instead of "hosting Saturday Night Live", these guys should be able to "watch Saturday Night Live." You can't do that already, boys?! For shame, for shame.

I'm the King of Cheese! - Swiss Cheese Crisps


Thank you to Joe Liloia for submitting this video! Let the spanking commence!

Mmm! Look at these scrumptious looking treats! They don't look like dandruff flakes that got hit with Wayne Szalinski's reverse shrink ray! Not at all! I'd eat these never! And what makes this guy the King of cheese? Was he born into it? Did he just recently become the CEO of a major cheese corporation? Or is he just an effeminate ding dong who spends his time making light cheese snacks on (important) waxed paper plates? Probably the CEO one!

Last words: Really? "King" of cheese? Come on! This was a perfect opportunity to show the world that you like dudes! What, was YouTube not ready for that kind of thing?

Smoking In The Shed Part 18 (S4) - Wizzi and Bullet

Friday, June 11, 2010 |

I try to not to make the microscopic amount of viewers we have sit through more than like, 4 minutes of video at a time, so don't watch this video. It's really not much. It's just three teenagers from probably smack dab in the middle of the UK awkwardly smoking "fags" in a "shed" (but it looks like a basement. I hate those differences in phrasing from American English and….this…English. It's like, okay, you can call a basement a 'shed' but then what's a basement? "A basement is a second kitchen, mate".) The main guy seems to get a lot of backlash from viewers because most of his videos are just of him "smoking in the shed". You know the drill: get the some friends, get a life, this is gay, you're retarded, etc. In the video, he brings along two of his "mates" and they spend the majority of the video asking each other questions you'd ask upon meeting somebody for the first time.

Last words: Pussyclot.

harpo speaks complete

Wednesday, June 9, 2010 |

Finally, what we've all been waiting for: Harpo Marx speaks! The Silent one finally graces us with his voice, and what does he say? How he's not supposed to speak, and asking us why we are there. I didn't know he had a British-Italian accent, either. It's a good thing he never talked, or I'm sure he would've never made it in showbiz. Gummo should've taken his place!

Last words: LONG LIVE GUMMO.

Pokemon Girls Episode 1

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 |

A deranged young girl plays with anime toys as Britney Spears plays in the background. You may think this sounds boring, or even typical, but you have not seen this video. And once you have, you will not forget it. I'm sorry, but it's worth it. Maybe.

Uncle Majic Commercial

Tuesday, June 1, 2010 |

For real, magic gets ALL the ladies up on my shit. Sometimes, I get a ring for they finger, and it turns out it ain't real and it just shoots water at they faces. You know that trick where the wand becomes a bouquet of flowers? That trick is straight garbage! I make a bouquet of flowers turn into a gigantic mountain of cocaine for these bitches to package into bricks for movement. These parties isn't the only thing I got going! Ha, nah. Nah I make money appear out of mother fuckin thin air.

Last Words: I've been to one of his parties. It was for Darnell Williams' 4-year old daughter's birthday party. Is a daytime soap actor really a celebrity? I don't even know who he is.