Billy Mays on iCarly!!!

I imagine this is the song Satan plays over a loud speaker 24 hours a day in hell. Partially because the song in the video is god awful, and partially because of it's sinful nature: an adolescent girl that you don't know whether or not you want to punch her in the face or punch her in the back of the head, and a cocaine-addicted consumer goods panderer who's beard is way too perfect to be true, sharing a song about, let's face it, fucking. It's disturbing on many levels. Even the way it sounds like Billy Mays is getting his voice box stabbed continuously isn't the most disturbing part. Besides that, it's slightly catchy. It makes me wonder if my inclinations were true: pop music is evil.