Get Phil and Tommy on SNL

So let me get this straight: Tommy Robinetti and Phil Thomas Katt, hosts of the Pensacola, Florida public access television series "The Uncharted Zone" want to host Saturday Night Live?! Host?! I say make these guys cast members! Screw that, make them THE cast members! Change the name of the show to "Saturday Night Katt"!! I'd take Robinetti's Dio meets Billy Bob Thorton and Katt's post-modern Roy Orbison over Andy Samberg any day. I also like how Robinetti suggests that instead of "hosting Saturday Night Live", these guys should be able to "watch Saturday Night Live." You can't do that already, boys?! For shame, for shame.

Pokemon Girls Episode 1

A deranged young girl plays with anime toys as Britney Spears plays in the background. You may think this sounds boring, or even typical, but you have not seen this video. And once you have, you will not forget it. I'm sorry, but it's worth it. Maybe.

Vampire's

Now, mocking someone's grammar on the internet is like complaining that there is only one ant in your kitchen: you know you're going to find plenty more. At every corner, there is a misspelling, or missing punctuation, when at every corner, there should be a 'Vampire's Bar & Grill'. The apostrophe indicates possession, so that makes the video 'Vampire's'. I don't know the significance of the video, or what the legal BAC level is in whatever state these people are allowed to exist in, but it entertains me slightly, and that is the point.

Last Words: Watch this video like these hicks found the camera from Paris Hilton's sex tape and turned it on.

The Family Album- "Diamond Dave is back with the Van Halen boys!"

Van Halen has had three lead singers. The first (and best), David Lee Roth, the second (and lame) Sammy Hagar, and the third (and completely forgettable) Gary Cherone. The lead singer of "The Family Album", who refers to himself as "Diamond Dave" (in reference to Roth) never sang for Van Halen. However, if the band ever needed a new frontman, they need to look no further than The Family Album's singer... he's got the wit, the voice, and the magic to get a whole stadium rocking!