Gordon Douglas is Funny

Gordon Douglas is a stand-up comedian and pastor who believes that comedy and religion can peacefully exist alongside one another. After seeing this promo, I can TESTIFY that Gordon's theory of comedic religion (or is it religious comedy?) is certainly true! I mean.... the whole video goes on about how Gordon Douglas is "...more than funny", but never explains what more than funny means. Is Relgiouscomedio more than funny? Just that idea within itself? Whatever... Gordon, you go guy!

Vampire's

Now, mocking someone's grammar on the internet is like complaining that there is only one ant in your kitchen: you know you're going to find plenty more. At every corner, there is a misspelling, or missing punctuation, when at every corner, there should be a 'Vampire's Bar & Grill'. The apostrophe indicates possession, so that makes the video 'Vampire's'. I don't know the significance of the video, or what the legal BAC level is in whatever state these people are allowed to exist in, but it entertains me slightly, and that is the point.

Last Words: Watch this video like these hicks found the camera from Paris Hilton's sex tape and turned it on.

Burp

Yes, he burped. And yes, that was disgusting.

Halloween - Manic Macavity

Finding this video was more uncomfortable for me than the actual video. Don't ask me how I found it, because I won't tell you, kind of like a rape victim when they are too embarrassed to tell anyone and then eventually blame themselves for it. I blame myself for this one. I'm also pretty sure the little girl in the background of the video blames herself, too. You could tell she could only physically and mentally stand being around for the filming of one portion of the video.

Last words: Meow.

How To Hack Your Friend's MySpace

Here Andy Skater tells us how to hack our friends' MySpace. However, despite his wonderful accent and sweaty forehead, there are several probelsm I have with Andy's plan to hack this social network. Number one: this method really isn't even "hacking", it's more like "forgetting to log out." Number two: Andy does not tell us what to do once we have "hacked" into the MySpace. Do we send out goofy bulletins? Delete their meticulously crafted "About Me"? Change their Profile Picture to one of the great Andy Skater grinning?

Also, Andy Skater, who the hell uses MySpace?!

Billy Mays on iCarly!!!

I imagine this is the song Satan plays over a loud speaker 24 hours a day in hell. Partially because the song in the video is god awful, and partially because of it's sinful nature: an adolescent girl that you don't know whether or not you want to punch her in the face or punch her in the back of the head, and a cocaine-addicted consumer goods panderer who's beard is way too perfect to be true, sharing a song about, let's face it, fucking. It's disturbing on many levels. Even the way it sounds like Billy Mays is getting his voice box stabbed continuously isn't the most disturbing part. Besides that, it's slightly catchy. It makes me wonder if my inclinations were true: pop music is evil.

Wayne's World 2003

What does it mean? What's the significance? I don't know, and I don't care. Is it a political statement, or social commentary? Is it satire? You know what, I'm not wasting my time trying to decipher it! Ha! I'm not going to play their game. I'm just going to pass this off as cryptic, weird to be weird nonsense and let it go. GOD DAMMIT WHAT DOES IT MEAN.

Last words: Can't wait for the remake.