ginger's rap (looking at you)

Thursday, May 13, 2010 |




*ATTENTION* 'RAP' LABEL EXECUTIVES: ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE NEXT RAPPING SUPERSTAR? DO NOT LOOK FURTHER. HE IS AN *APPEALING* COMBINATION OF THE CUTE, TALENTED JUSTIN BIEBER (FOR THE KIDS, YOUNG GIRLS WHO BUY RINGTONES) AND THE LYRICAL GENIUS EMINEM (SUBURBAN BLACK KIDS, ASSHOLES).

This shit is FIRE. RED HOT. Rich, Bald(?), Asian Kid Who Wears Ed Hardy has been fucking with my man for TOO LONG. This is the HOTTEST diss track of the year, no QUESTION. His flow is UNCANNY. UNTOUCHABLE. Let's rewind that shit: "I bet you already know.........................what I do at home (WHAT?! He didn't.) Only the realest in the game wear ONE IN-EAR HEADPHONE to keep the beat, baby. Or else, it would just sound like you were reading from a COMPUTER SCREEN! Nah. NAH. Go SHOVE IT and fuck your OLD HAGS. I'm OUT.

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