Republican Dad: "5 Year-Old Twins Sing Michael Jackson"

I was under the impression that karaoke involved the singing a song over a backing track. Apparently, I was wrong. According to Republican Dad, karaoke is where you look at the monitor rolling the lyrics and then proceed to read them in a jittery yet monotone manner, shaking and slightly jumping but never leaving the ground. Republican Dad also believes that in music videos the camera angle should turn but the performer should not. I'll take his word for it.